How he smirks:
How he kiss:When you say a really good burn:
When he’s gonna beat the shit out of the guy who ‘tried his luck’ on you:
How he runs from the guy that ‘tried his luck on you’:when he shows how he’s gonna pleasure you:
When he’s in his own world and just don’t give a fuck :
When he sees you naked:
the huge bluge he gets after he sees you naked:
And when he shows you how he’s gonna fuck you:
This is the world’s smallest dog. When it was born, the owner thought it was a piece of placenta until it started moving
No lie. Omg. It fuckin squeaks.
I am looking at the soda can on my desk… and cannot even imagine a tiny puppy trotting around like that beside it.
I have never heard my voice go as high as it just did when I said “OH MY GODDDDDD”
n o p e
i’m sorry but this is the greatest thing you’ll see all day
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